Something stupid

I did something really really stupid today.

It was around 1.50pm, the gang all sitting at the steps waiting for the class before to leave. I happen to stand up and saw this guy who dressed in a very hip-hop fashion. My first thought was, gosh, he looks like Houston (or is it Houstan?)

Anyway, I was staring hard at him and I guessed he was also staring back at me. Not sure, coz my VA wasn't 6/6. No matter how hard I strained my eyes, I still cannot make out his face.

Shouldn't be Houston. That was my first thought. So, I asked the gang...

Me: Guys, you wanna bet whether Houston coming for today's test?

Gang :Funny ar u. That guy is Houston lar.

Me: Is it? No lar. He's not Houston. He no cap wan. Not Houston.

Gang: Wa lao. Is Houston lar. He only never wear cap mah!

Me: ...

Gang: You just now speak so loudly. Die lar you. Die lar. Hee hee hee

Me: ...........................................................